End Of Days Confirmed As Filthy Murrays Bus Spotted Driving Down Hume
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Democracy Shaken by Unprecedented Event
The fabric of democracy and global politics seems threatened after a filthy Murrays bus was seen driving down the Hume Highway south of Goulburn this morning. Traditionally known for their immaculate condition and mirror finish, Murrays buses have long symbolized civility on Australia's major highways.
A Historic Decline in Standards
This morning marked the first recorded instance of a Murrays bus appearing in a poor state. The community had regarded these buses as beacons of order in a society that's rapidly deteriorating. The sighting of this dirty bus has been interpreted as a sign that the "end of days" is upon us.
“Today is the nation’s version of tanks rolling into Poland in 1939,” said truck driver Wally Davis, who witnessed the incident.
This event has left many bewildered, as the Murrays bus has been a symbol of reliability and high standards for generations.
Author's summary: The unprecedented sighting of a filthy Murrays bus on the Hume Highway signals a symbolic collapse of societal standards and the onset of troubling times.
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